That trick never works.

Q: So, have you seen the article about Vitamin D and diabetes?

A: Of course. The tireless staff of StatsChat read even West Island newspapers. It’s a good report, too.

Q: What did the researchers do?

A: They studied 5200 people without diabetes, following them up for five years. 199 of them developed diabetes. The people who ended up with diabetes started off with lower vitamin D levels in their blood.

Q: Where did you get those details?

A: The abstract for the study publication (you can also get the full text there free if you’re at a university or if you wait until next year).

Q: Isn’t it annoying that newspaper websites don’t provide any links to that sort of information?

A: It’s like you’re reading my mind.

Q: One of the study authors is quoted as saying “”It’s hard to underestimate how important this might be.” What do you think?

A: I think he meant “overestimate”.

Q: So, how important is this finding?

A: If it really is an effect of vitamin D, it would be really important.  A simple supplement would be able to dramatically reduce the risk of diabetes.

Q: How can we tell?

A: Someone needs to do a randomized trial, where half the participants get vitamin D and half get a dummy pill. If the effect is real, fewer people getting vitamin D will end up with diabetes.

Q: That sounds like a good idea. Is someone doing a trial?

A: Yes, Professor Peter Ebeling, of the the University of Melbourne.

Q: Is there some useful website where I can find more information about the trial?

A: Indeed.

Q: Will it work?

A: No.

Q: Are you sure?

A: No, that’s why we need the trial.  But it’s a trial of vitamin supplementation, which almost always has disappointing results, and it’s a trial  in adult-onset diabetes, which almost always has disappointing results.