Q: Did you see “Cocaine now on tap in British homes” in the Herald
A: Yes.
Q: Is it true?
A: Not so as you’d notice.
Q: Didn’t they find traces of cocaine in drinking water?
A: Up to a point.
Q: You mean no?
A: I mean they found traces of the chemical that cocaine gets broken down into
Q: And is that a drug?
A: Not really. It was one component of an unsuccessful treatment for back pain. It is restricted, because it can be turned into cocaine.
Q: How much of this stuff did they find?
A: Almost none. A few nanograms per litre
Q: What’s that in real numbers? If it was really cocaine, how long would it take you to get one dose if you drank eight glasses of water a day like the doctors recommend?
A: That isn’t actually what the doctors recommend.
Q: Well, then, “like the doctors don’t recommend?”
A: Several centuries.
Q: How can they detect such tiny amounts?
A: They use liquid chromatography to separate out each chemical, and then mass spectroscopy to basically count the molecules.
Q: Ok, impressed now. The story also mentions “significant amounts of caffeine”. What does that mean?
A: It means “insignificant amounts”, about a million times lower concentration than in a cup of decaffeinated coffee.
Q: At least this is new, though?
A: The same agency reported finding the cocaine metabolite in drinking water in 2011, based on measurements in 2009-10. (PDF, Table 6)
Q: Why is there a video of a drug bust in Spain embedded in the story?
A: Because technology.
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